Wow, I've barely gotten any of that ass??? I'm talking about his personality!
I mean literally tho. Like he just came here from the 1400s and he's actually legitimately 19 years old. Not 19-and-two-centuries-of-experience.
And yeah? Kind of.
[He can make water with magic does that count? Also thankfully this devil doesn't actually have anything too wicked in mind. He's just trying to get the right amount of bang for his buck.]
let's just keep other people's asses out of the convo, yeah? out of respect and shit.
[ he's also 19 and his experiences with sex can be summed up as second-hand memories of someone else getting intimate in the same body as his, and frankly? it's a headache. it's a headache when you're a reincarnated soul fractured and reformed in a teenager's body, all in the name of science and ruling the damn world. and tetora doesn't fucking want it. ]
and cool. i can handle the rest. i can set your garden up.
[ perks of inherited memories: you get their knowledge bank too. ]
I think I can handle that. I got some plant know-how. Especially of the weed variety, right? Haha
You know I was gonna say something about there not being a good place to put one but there are places I just think I'd rather not do that to myself. Not judging if it's like. One of your kinks or w/e.
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I mean literally tho. Like he just came here from the 1400s and he's actually legitimately 19 years old. Not 19-and-two-centuries-of-experience.
And yeah? Kind of.
[He can make water with magic does that count? Also thankfully this devil doesn't actually have anything too wicked in mind. He's just trying to get the right amount of bang for his buck.]
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[ he's also 19 and his experiences with sex can be summed up as second-hand memories of someone else getting intimate in the same body as his, and frankly? it's a headache. it's a headache when you're a reincarnated soul fractured and reformed in a teenager's body, all in the name of science and ruling the damn world. and tetora doesn't fucking want it. ]
and cool. i can handle the rest. i can set your garden up.
[ perks of inherited memories: you get their knowledge bank too. ]
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Boy oh boy you really don't know me yet :) [Respect???! What is that?]
Btw the water source is me so like. Nothing that needs piping. I've never had a pipe connected to me but I'd rather not.
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looks like we have some getting to know each other moments in our future, then!
...and i guess if you just remember to water the plants as often as they need it then you don't need piping stuck in you.
can't we try, though? just a little?
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I think I can handle that. I got some plant know-how. Especially of the weed variety, right? Haha
You know I was gonna say something about there not being a good place to put one but there are places I just think I'd rather not do that to myself. Not judging if it's like. One of your kinks or w/e.
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what, you've never entertained being poked open by a bunch of tubes all over your softest places before? because you're missing out.