[ so apparently he's arrived on board the terminal while some weird plague is going on. sure, okay. tetora can manage. time to contact every single person on his deck, why the hell not. ]
hey, room 515. are you alive in there? i have a question.
oh great, we just have to go through the VAMPIRE doctor. for the damn drugs. amazing.
[ he wasn't already keen about the vampire part, but the doctor part just solidly places the medbay squarely in a box labeled NO. doctors are the worst. ]
[ he considers just taking it now, but a small part of him is telling him he'll feel like he owes this guy - and man he hasn't asked for a name yet, has he? - s he hesitates. considers, then reconsiders. ]
i'm asking about the drugs because i kinda need them to live, and i have a problem with doctors. you could say i'm self-medicating.
what do you want for the weed? i can help you plant the rest sometime if you need help too, i know a thing or two about gardening.
[Hey he offered to owe him. And when you offer to owe the devil, he's gonna take you up on it.]
Calling Alucard a 'doctor' is kinda stretching it if I'm being honest. Like he's straight from the 1400s and still a teenager. No white coat or anything, he's just a tight-ass sometimes. I say that affectionately.
Aren't we all self-medicating in one way or another?
An IOU is fine, I don't need anything right now. Unless you got a way to plant it in my room.
[ the devil can't do worse than what men have already done to him, far as tetora's concerned. ]
that's part and parcel of being a vampire, i thought. the immortality. and also that's too much information than i signed up for, wow. keep it on the down low.
Wow, I've barely gotten any of that ass??? I'm talking about his personality!
I mean literally tho. Like he just came here from the 1400s and he's actually legitimately 19 years old. Not 19-and-two-centuries-of-experience.
And yeah? Kind of.
[He can make water with magic does that count? Also thankfully this devil doesn't actually have anything too wicked in mind. He's just trying to get the right amount of bang for his buck.]
let's just keep other people's asses out of the convo, yeah? out of respect and shit.
[ he's also 19 and his experiences with sex can be summed up as second-hand memories of someone else getting intimate in the same body as his, and frankly? it's a headache. it's a headache when you're a reincarnated soul fractured and reformed in a teenager's body, all in the name of science and ruling the damn world. and tetora doesn't fucking want it. ]
and cool. i can handle the rest. i can set your garden up.
[ perks of inherited memories: you get their knowledge bank too. ]
I think I can handle that. I got some plant know-how. Especially of the weed variety, right? Haha
You know I was gonna say something about there not being a good place to put one but there are places I just think I'd rather not do that to myself. Not judging if it's like. One of your kinks or w/e.
un: kamen.rider
hey, room 515. are you alive in there? i have a question.
un: nanatsuya
[He's dying a little but like whatever.]
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do you know where a guy can get hard drugs?
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Man the hardest shit we got here is weed and I'm about fuckin out of that.
You might be able to concoct something good with the supplies in the medbay but our vampire doctor gets pretty touchy about that shit.
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for the damn drugs. amazing.
[ he wasn't already keen about the vampire part, but the doctor part just solidly places the medbay squarely in a box labeled NO. doctors are the worst. ]
where'd you get your weed? i'll owe you.
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Honestly I just found found a bag of about 10g. I did give some to the medbay, and I saved some seeds to plant if I get the chance.
There is a hydroponic garden up here, after all. I just don't really want it to be a public resource if you feel me.
I can give you my last gram tho I guess. I'm sure we'll get more before long. What are your prefs otherwise?
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i'm asking about the drugs because i kinda need them to live, and i have a problem with doctors. you could say i'm self-medicating.
what do you want for the weed? i can help you plant the rest sometime if you need help too, i know a thing or two about gardening.
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Calling Alucard a 'doctor' is kinda stretching it if I'm being honest. Like he's straight from the 1400s and still a teenager. No white coat or anything, he's just a tight-ass sometimes. I say that affectionately.
Aren't we all self-medicating in one way or another?
An IOU is fine, I don't need anything right now. Unless you got a way to plant it in my room.
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that's part and parcel of being a vampire, i thought. the immortality. and also that's too much information than i signed up for, wow. keep it on the down low.
does your room have its own water supply line?
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I mean literally tho. Like he just came here from the 1400s and he's actually legitimately 19 years old. Not 19-and-two-centuries-of-experience.
And yeah? Kind of.
[He can make water with magic does that count? Also thankfully this devil doesn't actually have anything too wicked in mind. He's just trying to get the right amount of bang for his buck.]
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[ he's also 19 and his experiences with sex can be summed up as second-hand memories of someone else getting intimate in the same body as his, and frankly? it's a headache. it's a headache when you're a reincarnated soul fractured and reformed in a teenager's body, all in the name of science and ruling the damn world. and tetora doesn't fucking want it. ]
and cool. i can handle the rest. i can set your garden up.
[ perks of inherited memories: you get their knowledge bank too. ]
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Boy oh boy you really don't know me yet :) [Respect???! What is that?]
Btw the water source is me so like. Nothing that needs piping. I've never had a pipe connected to me but I'd rather not.
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looks like we have some getting to know each other moments in our future, then!
...and i guess if you just remember to water the plants as often as they need it then you don't need piping stuck in you.
can't we try, though? just a little?
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I think I can handle that. I got some plant know-how. Especially of the weed variety, right? Haha
You know I was gonna say something about there not being a good place to put one but there are places I just think I'd rather not do that to myself. Not judging if it's like. One of your kinks or w/e.
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what, you've never entertained being poked open by a bunch of tubes all over your softest places before? because you're missing out.